Tuesday, June 10, 2008

HB, QoE!

Happy Birthday wishes to the proprietress of the Aloha Alcohula, Connecticut's finest tiki bar. Raise a glass to the Queen of Everything!


Crispinus said...

Where is this paradise, this...this "Alcohula" of which you speak? Sounds like a tippler's nirvana!

C. Margery Kempe said...

Second star on the right... oh, wait. No, that's not it. You can follow the line of the frog bridge to get there, but you cannot get in without the secret password, as entry is strictly reserved for members only. As you have been introduced to the Queen herself, I suspect she may well whisper the key to you one day soon.

The Queen said...

Thank you, Kate!

I didn't realize you had been blogging as the magical notification I'm supposed to get when you drop your literary gems on us no longer appears to be functioning.

Crispinus, you can have the password if you tell me how to pronounce 'Crispinus'....

CHICO: Who are you?
GROUCHO: I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?
CH: I'm fine too. But you can't come in unless you give the password.
GR: Well, what is the password?
CH: Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell you what I do. I give you three guesses... .. It's the name of a fish.
GR: Is it Mary?
CH: Ha ha! Ats a no fish!
GR: She isn't? Well, she certainly drinks like one.