Match the caption to the picture below:
A: Hands of a Renaissance Man
B: Suitable for any occasion
C: Keeping innovative theater at bay for 55 years
D: I love my kitty this much!
E: Every day, I awoke to this -- amazingly, vomiting only occurred once...
F: King Brad
G: From Brazil with Toffee Apples
H: Impending disaster -- good thing the author's dead already
I: Come back, little Arthur!