I've decided the true story of my injury is very dull. I need suggestions of tales I might tell others, including my students whom I will be seeing tomorrow.
The bruising is getting more colorful, as it tends to do. Will have to get another picture soon. Still no word on the x-rays, sigh.
Adding insult to injury: my essay on Tideland just got booted from the anthology it was supposed to appear in. Waah.