Sunday, September 16, 2007

Beowulf Bait-n-Switch?

In my continuing duties as web-flogging-master for the forthcoming Beowulf film, I have obtained new information. This did not come from the official website, but by way of Previews, the monthly bible of forthcoming comics and, increasingly, all the other things that get flogged with comics. A two page spread introduced us to the action figures (mach 1) from the film. Huh -- they offer a very different picture than the trailer.


As you can see, rather than a gold bikini-clad Angelina Jolie, we have Grendel's mother looking like the Creature from the Black Lagoon as a unidexter. Grendel, too, looks far less Gollum-esque than in the preview (rather more like Frank in Hellraiser). Ray Winstone's titular character looks much the same, and there is a dragon, so that's streets ahead of most adaptations of the poem (identified in the ad copy as "written by an unknown author in the seventh or eighth century" -- take that Colin Chase!) which end with the first monster fight about a third of the way through the poem.

Curioser and curiosier!

4 comments:

Gene K. said...

"Grendel, too, looks . . . like Frank in Hellraiser."

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K. A. Laity said...

Tee hee! Although the first link is to a picture of Julia (played by Clare Higgins) in Hellbound: Hellraiser II. The calla lilies should have been the giveaway.

Shouldn't there be a ® in your notice as well? Somewhere...?

Gene K. said...

Well, the first picture is a Mistake®.

K. A. Laity said...

Ah!