Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Misheard Today

"Ninety year old lobster pleads guilty to racketeering..."

Uh... not quite. Real story here. Too much grading, I think.

5 comments:

  1. Heh. When I saw that headline, I first thought "globster".

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  2. A lobster that old would be a little tough...which is why it got in trouble in the first place!
    :-)

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  3. I get the same effect visually when I'm scanning too fast in a used books store....the enticing-sounding 'Caribbean Beef Fetishes' turned out to be the rather mundane 'Caribbean Reef Fishes'....

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  4. Mmmm -- Caribbean Beef Fetishes!

    I swear the NPR guy really did say "lobster" and I actually heard it right (though clearly it was the wrong word). Trying to find the words to Cheryl's birthday song today, I ran across a page with misheard lyrics, in this case Cibo Matto's "Birthday Cake," which made me laugh a lot.

    "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy..."

    or

    "Every picture tells a story, doughnut..."

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  5. You mean it wasn't "doughnut?"

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